Absolute Poppycock Tee

Raised Feral Tee

Perpetually Flummoxed Tee

Selectively Available Tee

Selectively Functional Tee

Chaotic Self Awareness Tee

Powered by Spite and Low REM Tee

Knew the Ending Watched Anyway Tee

Chronically Exhausted Theoretically Functioning Tee

I Contain Multitudes, Mostly Red Flags Tee

Gathering Evidence for Later Analysis Tee