Got Weird, Stayed Weird T-shirt

This Wasn't In the Brochure Tee

Socially Present, Mentally Taking Notes Tee

Please Don't Perceive Me Tee

Regrettably Informed Tee

Unplanned Solo Mission Tee

Too Many Orbits Not Enough Sleep T-Shirt

Surviving Out of Spite Tee

Welcome to the Simulation Tee

This Timeline Sucks Tee

There isn’t Enough Sage in the World T-Shirt